Thy highness is not tolerant to such blasphemy and disrespect!
Let this decree be heard to every corners of the land...
Anyone who speaks against thy royal throne shall be beheaded immediately!
Any words and acts of insurgency is punishable to great torture and death!
The townspeople has the options on how well to inflict pain upon the criminal.
The Lady Arabella desires peace throughout the land.
Any strangers who are too proud to begin a fight amongst the innocent residents shall be cast and thrown to the lions' den.
Any thieves who are caught sneaking at the royal treasuries shall be imprisoned without food and water for a month.
Any other minor crimes committed shall be subjected to the royal court with the townspeople as audience and the noble knights the jurors.
If, either by chance or thine freewill, any jurors would commit treason, there is no forgiveness on such act. He or she will experience the most inhumane punishment known to all.
No one shall challenge Lady Arabella's wrath...
or thou shall perish.
Buwahahahah.
signed
Lady Arabella
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What about those peeping scouts? What shall we do with them? Tie them on a tree and bathe them with honey and release some swarm of africanized bees? Maybe use your pikemens to poke them with their lances and impale them in there ass-ets... Mwahaha... Ehem... ehemm...
ReplyDeletewonderful idea!
ReplyDeleteI am so much impressed!
good thinking, my loving knight..
let it be added to the decree.
-Lady Arabella-